New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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