last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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