did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I am spending my child support on dildos
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She bit a glass in half.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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