D3 body, D1 cock
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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