Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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