So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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