i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I faked an abortion last night.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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