This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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