if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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