I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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