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(330): View more from Ohio

First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down

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(612): View more from Minnesota

We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.

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(719): View more from Colorado

just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?

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(407): View more from Florida

He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards

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(406): View more from Montana

we convinced you the moon was a planet...again

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(716): View more from New York

I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.

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(831): View more from California

please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom

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(630): View more from Illinois

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?

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