And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
