This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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