direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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