You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
