everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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