I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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