# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I hope mine doesn't look like that
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Randomize
