she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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