he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm both gender and math confused
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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