Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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