they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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