so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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