is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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