The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
