yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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