do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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