He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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