Where did you get a picture of my penis
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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