Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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