I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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