I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There r osticjed everywhere
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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