You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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