His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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