I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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