'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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