Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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