so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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