when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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