she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm like, not good at living.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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