I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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