Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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