Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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