Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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