well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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I'm getting married
To pizza
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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