YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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