so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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