YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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