I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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