We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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