they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
