I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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