No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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