I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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